Tonight I took the time to contribute to one of the most important movements of this generation: The Zombie Bible! Matthew 18 was in dire lack of zombies, so I corrected this grave omission.
A few highlights:
"18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be turned, and become as headless zombies, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of the undead."
"18:8 Wherefore if thy brain thinks with rational thought, tear it out and devour it: it is better for thee to shuffle unflinching with the horde, rather than have a brain to question it."
Luckily it was easy to keep the original message completely intact!
Please, for all our sakes, do your part and contribute.
Wednesday
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There's still passages left to be zombified? I am so there.
ReplyDeleteTHE PROBLEM WITH THE ATHEIST, YOU WILL SPEND
ReplyDeleteMORE TIME TRYING TO DISPROVE GODS EXISTENCE, IF
YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN TRYING TO DENY HIS PRESENCE. I
THINK ALL ATHEISTS BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER,
BUT THEY WANT TO LIVE BY THIER OWN RULES, AND
CONVINCING OTHERS THAT GOD IS MAKE BELIEVE, WILL MAKE THE ATHEIST FEEL BETTER ABOUT ONESELF. IF YOU WANT PROOF, ITS NOT HARD TO FIND. LOOK AROUND YOU, HOW DO YOU KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG? DO YOU THINK THAT THIS EVOLVED. ONE DAY LONG AGO KILLING A PERSON WAS RIGHT, BUT NOW, AFTER YEARS OF EVOLVING, WE HAVE DECIDED MURDER IS WRONG. DO YOU KNOW HOW COMPLEX A CELL IS???? IT IS LIKE A LITTLE MACHINE, IT HAS A CREATOR, IT DID NOT MAGICALLY CREATE ITSELF FROM A PRIMORDIAL SOUP.
BEING AN ATHEIST IS A SAD PROFILE. RESEARCH,
AND FIND GOD, HE'S EVERYWHERE.
BOB - Your inability to understand evolution is evidence only of your ignorance, not of God. Even if evolution were not the scientifically sound theory it is, our lack of understanding is not evidence for God either.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this evidence that's so easy to find? I'd very much like to know If I'm wrong on a such an important matter.
I write this blog because I care about peoples freedom of thought, and about peoples rights that are so often trampled because of faith.