Tuesday

Dirty Dirty God

Genesis 1:31: "God saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very good."

Very very good, if you know what I mean...

God is filthy. Not your average truck-stop restroom man-whore kind of filthy, I'm talking about kink more deviant and extreme than you can even imagine. No, this isn't another joke at the expense of Catholic priests; their boy buggering is made to look as tame as Sunday school where the rest of the animal kingdom is concerned. God's filthy creations include porcupines who take golden showers, Garter snake male she-male female orgies, and Bed bugs which mate through the appropriately horrifyingly named process "traumatic insemination."

So next time you're reminded that God hates homosexual humans, don't forget, at least he LOVES homosexual animals.

Check out God's perverted creations at cracked.com's 15 most bizarre animal mating rituals.

4 comments:

  1. I recommend the book "Evolution's Rainbow: Diversity, Gender, and Sexuality in Nature."

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  2. the name "traumatic insemination" should have been warning enough, at lest now I am more educated about how bed bugs f*%&

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  3. i will be praying for you and i hope you will change becouse if you dont you will go to Hell

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  4. I just stumbled across your blog. This is great. Hilarious, and great.

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